Handmade With Pride in the USA!  No Two are Alike!
Our Deluxe Fake Dog Crap is guaranteed to trick and disgust anyone who comes near, but will keep you and your friends laughing hysterically!  This prank poo is the closest to the real thing that we have found, after comparing 34 different brands.  Place it on the bedspread, pillow, or living room carpet!  It looks so real, you will not be able to tell that it is fake without touching it!  No joke!  It is NOT one of those mass produced, injection molded, or rubber cast versions with "Made in China" stamped into the bottom.  Each piece of fake dog doo is freshly extruded by hand, eliminating any unrealistic seams as you would find on other brands, and cured for hours in the hot Texas sun.  As a result, no two turds are the same!  Buy more than one for variety.  Although dry to the touch, it does have a moist appearance, but not too shiny like inferior brands that give them away as obvious fakes.  Measures approximately 2.25" x 3.5" x 1.5".