Alright...This is Just Plain Mean.
Make someone in your office turn into a drooling, sniveling, paranoid pile of goo with the Ultimate Revenge Toy 3!  Is someone at the workplace driving you nuts?  We're sure they are.  Why not turn the tables and disturb that guy in the front office or your 'friend' down the hall with this clever device.  Choose from five extremely CREEPY short intermittent sounds designed to drive one crazy trying to find and eliminate the source.  Flip the switch to the on position, hide it, and let the fun begin!  The Ultimate Revenge Toy 3 emits a creeking sound for revenge, a scratching sound more revenge, or a sinister child laughing for ULTIMATE revenge.  The 'gasping last breath' sound and the 'Can you hear me?' whisper are just as much fun.  Can't decide which of the five sounds is most creepy?  Then choose alternating creeking/scratching/ laughing/last breath/whisper as a sixth option.  Your selection sounds at random intervals of two to eight minutes apart, making it almost impossible to find.

The Ultimate Revenge Toy 3 is an easily hidden thin chip measuring 1.25" dia. that runs on a single, long lasting, common CR2032 coin cell battery (included) that will keep it running continuously for over a month!  Your victim will transform from crazy to mad to insane before the battery runs out!  Hide this tiny chip in a variety of locations in the victim's office, car, bedroom, home, classroom, or dorm room.  Hide it under a chair or desk, in a ceiling light, inside a computer, in a plant, or under the dashboard.  The thin design and embedded magnet allow you to hide it just about anywhere!